Only 1 Historic Presidential Candidate Remains in the Race

Good news for all those true conservatives,the last remaining historic candidate is a true conservative limited government- woman.
As Member of the same gender, I feel comfortable saying what everyone is privately thinking. Wouldn't nominating the very first female candidate for a major Party guarantee a victory in November?
Yes we can dance around the elephant in the room all day long, but the idea of voting for the 1st woman President will give the apolitical voters a thrill they haven't enjoyed since they elected our very first half African President in 2008.
Bachmann makes the most sense from a marketing and conservative perspective.
Hail to Mrs. President!